Step right up and try the wondrous mechanical bird!
It automagically sends a poem to the phone of a loved one. Just sign up, enter the telephone number of your beloved, and in mere seconds, their phone will ring and they will hear a real poem being read by an certified authentic poet himself.
Amaze your friends, wives or boyfriends with this incredible feat of modern times!
In the past we used birds to send messages, now we have THE MECHANICAL BIRD!
*Thunderous Applause, Start Carnival Music*